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Breaking News: Nobel Prize Awarded to Fetus

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Olso, Norway, October 11, 2009, 9:01 AM ET. Chairman (and former Prime Minister of Norway) Thorbjoern Jagland, speaking on behalf of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, announced the award of this year’s Nobel Prize in Genetics to the love child of American Actors Megan Fox and Robert Buckley.

The announcement, made just 60 seconds after a TMZ story that Ms. Fox was six weeks pregnant and that Mr. Buckley was probably the father, cited the contribution of the Fox-Buckley fetus to the gene pool. “We believe,” so said Chairman Jagland to drooling press of both genders covering the event, “that the child will evolve into a smokin’ hot twenty-something that members of the Committee had already begun fantasizing about.” Sweating profusely, Chairman Jagland, and the four women members of the five person committee, then excused themselves from further comments and interviews, asking for the indulgence of the press while they had some “private time” to reflect on their award.

Neither Ms. Fox nor Mr. Buckley, who are said to be vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, was available for comment.

The Fox-Buckley fetus qualified for the award based on Ms. Fox and Mr. Buckley having met for the first time at a Brentwood (Los Angeles), California Starbucks on January 31 of this year, the day before nominations for the 2009 award were closed.

Recommended reading… “Who is Thorbjoern Jagland?” by Dan Calabrese, writing in the The Northstar National, October 10, 2009

-wf


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Question of the Day: Are US interests always consistent with world peace?

Friday, October 9, 2009

Today’s award of the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama raises the question of whether or not what’s in our best interest is also, invariably, in the interest of world peace?

First things first. We need a definition before this article begins to sound like the answer to a question at some beauty pageant. Mine is a very narrow concept. By “world peace” I’m referring to the balance among nations and/or ethnic or cultural interests that minimizes the use or material threat of military action to accomplish their objectives. We can all agree to disagree and keep talking – as long as no one gets hurt or dies in the meantime. And yes, I can be breathtakingly simpleminded sometimes, but I’m not writing a book here.

Are there circumstances when President Obama will take, or not take action to protect US citizens and interests, here and abroad, because those actions will be detrimental to world peace? It’s not a ridiculous question. Far from it.

We and some other Western countries have a problem with terrorism on the basis of which we have justified military action in Iraq, and now in Afghanistan. Those actions have, arguably, stimulated reactions by the terrorists, of course, but also on the part of other countries which sympathize with their beliefs, if not with their methods, with ramifications that extend beyond the original disagreement between “them” and us.

Have our actions in the Middle East had a calming effect or have they heightened international tensions in the region and elsewhere? What are we going to do if Pakistan, a nuclear arms power, doesn’t cooperate to the extent that we think is necessary to deny our enemies safe harbor and other support they are now receiving in that country? Under what circumstances will we – President Obama – tolerate what we perceive to be misbehavior by any sovereign nation, weak or powerful, in support of movements which threaten the United States? How far are we willing to go, on our own, to prevent Iran from developing and disseminating nuclear weapons given the implications for regional and world peace of a US-lead preemptive attack?

Don’t misunderstand my point. Without question, I’m certain the President takes into account the international ramifications of any military initiative he considers. But is it, his decision process that is, about “world peace,” or is really a matter of going as far as we can, of doing as much as we can get away with, militarily speaking, to protect the United States?

The former, global perspective is more civilized, broadly defined, and speaks to a loftier, more humane national character that puts the welfare of others at least on a par with that of our own people. The latter is all about selfishness and protecting our citizens and interests at the expense of others – others who may or may not be involved.

Nobel Prizes notwithstanding, the question is, which Presidential mindset do we want and have in The White House? In Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iran, I think we’re about to find out.

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Noise of the Day: That ruckus you hear is the sound of Alfred Nobel spinning in his grave.

Friday, October 9, 2009

As you know by now, President Obama has just been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Congratulations to him, no kidding. I certainly do not begrudge the President his success. Far from it. The more successful he is – particularly in the pursuit peace – the better off we are as a country, and the more safe and successful my family and me.

Clearly, the Nobel Prize Committee isn’t awarding President Obama this honor based on his accomplishments. He had only been President for 11 days as of the February 1 deadline for nominations. He’s only been President for 253 days, including today, during which he’s talked a lot about all sorts of things, international relations among them, but accomplished nothing of historic note, and very little otherwise. No, this award is about attitude and charisma, about expectations and hope. To make an award on this basis may be precedent setting, may even cheapen the value of previous Peace and other Nobel Prizes, but it’s the Committee’s business to do what it wants with Alfred’s legacy.

While many – including reporters and others on the scene on Oslo – were stunned by the announcement, in a way it makes perfectly good sense. We did, after all, elect Barack Obama President based on only three lackluster, do nothing years in the Senate. It was not an election based on experience or accomplishments.

We elected Barack Obama for his style, based on the hope that his rhetoric would become reality and – it must be said – in reaction to 8 horrific years of George Bush and Dick Cheney. Can you blame the Nobel Committee for doing the same, for wanting so badly to change the way things are in international relations that it would choose to break from tradition and make a statement about the way things ought to be?

Unfortunately, The White House is, more often than not, where dreams and expectations go to die in the bog of bad economic and social programs, and stupid foreign wars. The endorsement of his ideas by the members of the Nobel Prize Committee notwithstanding, the country and the world are waiting impatiently for the tangible results of his actions. Talk is cheap. Hype is a distraction neither he nor we can afford. Hope is important, even essential, but no antidote for bad domestic and foreign policy.

-wf

Additional reading… Breaking News: Nobel Prize Awarded to Fetus, published October 11 on the WordFeeder.


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